The "Parade of Planets" Theory

First in Russian. I don't speak Russian. Can you imagine if this was coming over the news on TV with no translation to your language? I'd be all like "AAAAAHHHH, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT??????"
Okay, here it is in English. I actually don't believe that the world will end on December 31, 2012. I believe the Deities hate us too much to allow us to get off that easily. We're going to have to stay here and keep suffering.