Crazy Fat Bitch From Hell

Smee the Killjoy

The Simon and Garfunkel playlist didn't last as long as I would have liked, because Smee (SME) kept forbidding the playing of videos in playlists and saying that I had to use a stand-alone player. So here's another Simon and Garfunkel playlist. Hopefully Smee will butt out this time.

Simon and Garfunkel Playlist

So, what would you all say if I shared a little Simon and Garfunkel playlist with you?

Awww, you're welcome!

Scarborough Fair

 

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme

Remember me to one who lives there

She once was a true love of mine

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt

(On the side of a hill in the deep forest green)

Parsely, sage, rosemary & thyme

(Tracing a sparrow on snow-crested ground)

Without no seams nor needlework

(Blankets and bedclothes a child of the mountains)

Then she'll be a true love of mine

(Sleeps unaware of the clarion call)

Tell her to find me an acre of land

(On the side of a hill, a sprinkling of leaves)

Parsely, sage, rosemary, & thyme

(Washed is the ground with so many tears)

Between the salt water and the sea strand

(A soldier cleans and polishes a gun)

Then she'll be a true love of mine

Tell her to reap it in a sickle of leather

(War bellows, blazing in scarlet battalions)

Parsely, sage, rosemary & thyme

(Generals order their soldiers to kill)

And to gather it all in a bunch of heather

(And to fight for a cause they've long ago forgotten)

Then she'll be a true love of mine

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme

Remember me to one who lives there

She once was a true love of mine.

 

Fearsome Sketch, Bitches!

Rick Wakeman: Six Wives of Henry VIII

Great, almost-forgotten Prog masterpiece.

Devil Woman

One of my favorite songs from the 1970's. I defy you not to look at his pants!

The "Parade of Planets" Theory

First in Russian. I don't speak Russian. Can you imagine if this was coming over the news on TV with no translation to your language? I'd be all like "AAAAAHHHH, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT??????"
Okay, here it is in English. I actually don't believe that the world will end on December 31, 2012. I believe the Deities hate us too much to allow us to get off that easily. We're going to have to stay here and keep suffering.

Satanic Lasagna with Russian Meal Time

Russian Meal Time Burrito

A multi-cultural experience!

Brutal Barbaric Bløtkake

Mustn't leave out our Norwegian friends.